Saturday, December 15, 2012
Friday, December 7, 2012
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Monday, November 12, 2012
My new them song
Watch "Ludacris - Rest Of My Life ft. Usher, David Guetta" on YouTube
This song , I think, has the elements of how I feel now in my life. Being older and seeing how life has been wasted by so many, I know I don't want to waste any more of it. Wake up and let's live
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Lawyers pray too
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found him sitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible "What are you doing?" asked the friend. "Looking for loopholes," repied the lawyer.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Film awards...what is the best
Sundance 2012: Our Final Recap & 10 Favorite Films of the Festival - First Showing - http://www.firstshowing.net/2012/sundance-2012-our-final-recap-10-favorite-films-of-the-festival/
Man and woman
A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?""I was in bed.""What were you doing in bed this late?""Getting a second opinion."
Church humor
Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner.The first Pastor said: "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything. Noise, spray, cats. Nothing seems to scare them away."The second Pastor then said: "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I've set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won't go away."With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said: "I had the same problem so I baptized all mine and made them members of the church ... Haven't seen one back since!"
Political humor
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women!"George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"